1. 'If it had gone in, it would have been a goal' - BARRY DAVIES

2. 'Ian Rush is deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn't one of them.' - PETER JONES

3. 'There’s 30 minutes gone and we’re in the first quarter of the game.' - JON CHAMPION

4. 'The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related.' - GEORGE HAMILTON

5. 'It’s a tough month for Liverpool over the next five or six weeks.' - ALAN GREEN

6. 'It's Brazil 2 Scotland 1, so Scotland are back where they were at the start of the match' - BARRY DAVIES

7. 'Three of his four goals have come from the substitute’s bench.' - MARTIN TYLER

8. '1-0 is not a winning score, by any means' - IAN HALL

9. 'Paul Scholes with four players in front of him - five if you count Gary Neville' - DARRAGH MOLONEY

10. 'Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you\'re 80-20 sure of winning it.' - IAN DARKE

11. It's a cup tie, 10 minutes to go, Forest are down 1 - 0 and they've used all their subs.

For once in his life Stuart "Psycho" Pearce comes off second best in a tackle.

The physio shouts out to Cloughie ... 'He cant go back on, he's taken a knock to the head, he doesn't know who he is.'

Cloughie replies ....'Tell him he's f**king Pele and put him up front.'